This should make you laugh...

I was reading Little Red Riding hood to the children. Michael is looking at the pictures asking his myriad of questions as usual, who's this, what are they doing etc.

Pointing to the wolf he asked, " Mama, who's that?"
I replied, "That's the big, bad wolf."
To which he replied with a question, "Is it the Jacob wolf, Mama?"

I was a little taken aback, but recovering myself, I found myself defending the Jacob wolf by explaining that he would never eat a little girl !!!

Oh dear!